A near-perfect 1400m-diameter cirque with sheer 150m limestone cliffs, ibex on the rock faces, and a genuine rim-hike loop — reached via Besançon or Belfort, both a short honest hop away rather than a detour.
Creux du Van sits in the Val-de-Travers, canton of Neuchâtel — practically next door to the Lac de Neuchâtel trip already in this series (see that file), just up in the hills above it rather than on the lakeshore. Meudon-la-Forêt → Besançon is ~410–420 km, ~4h20 mostly on the A6/A36 (source: cartes-2-france.com, ~414 km/4h23). From there it's a genuinely short final hop: Besançon → Noiraigue is ~62 km, under 1 hour (source: toponavi.com), via Pontarlier and the Val-de-Travers cantonal roads (D437/H10) — the same corridor as the Neuchâtel trip. Belfort is a slightly longer last leg (~80 km) but a shorter drive out from Meudon. Either way, this is honestly a simple weekend rather than a trip needing much extra distance once the free stay bridges the long haul.
| Leg | Distance | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Meudon-la-Forêt → Besançon | ~414 km, ~4h20 | A6 to Beaune, A36 "La Comtoise" into Besançon. Toll ≈ €33–35. |
| Besançon → Noiraigue | ~62 km, ~50 min | D437/N57 via Pontarlier, then H10 cantonal road through Val-de-Travers. No motorway, no vignette. |
| (Alt) Belfort → Noiraigue | ~80 km, ~1h10 | Via Montbéliard, Le Locle, cantonal roads — slightly longer last leg but Belfort is closer from Meudon by road. |
Load the bike inside (front wheel off, no range penalty) and leave after work. Arrive late evening, free night at your free stay.
Full remote workday from the free stay. No drive today. Free night again.
Either drive over Friday evening after logging off, or Saturday morning. The classic route starts at the Noiraigue village car park, climbs to Ferme Robert (a working alpine farm-restaurant, good spot for a coffee or a plate of local cheese), continues to Pré-aux-Bœufs, and reaches the rim of the cirque. The full loop around the amphitheater plus the Gorges de l'Areuse is roughly 13–14 km and about 4 hours, moderate difficulty with real elevation gain (~500m); a shorter rim-only loop is closer to 4.4 km / ~1h20 if you want just the viewpoint and back. The 150m sheer cliffs enclose a genuinely striking 1400m-diameter natural bowl.
Second coffee/meal stop at Ferme Robert if you didn't the day before, or a short second hike if legs allow — the rim viewpoints look different in morning light. Treat this as your comfort meal: a plate of local Val-de-Travers absinthe-cured trout or a hearty Jura-style meal at Ferme Robert or in Môtiers (birthplace of absinthe — a small absinthe-tasting stop is a fun, cheap extra). Drive back to Besançon/Belfort in the afternoon for the free night.
Remote workday, decompressing before the long drive home. Free night.
Home in time for Wednesday.
The bike travels inside the Model Y with the front wheel off — no roof or hitch rack, no range penalty, per the Car Camping, Food & Bike Guide. The terrain around Creux du Van itself is steep hiking country, not really rideable — but the Val-de-Travers valley floor and the Areuse gorge cycle paths down toward Neuchâtel make for a good easy spin if you want to stretch different legs after the rim hike.
| Category | How it's calculated | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| Tolls | Meudon↔Besançon round trip via A6/A36, ≈€34/leg | ≈ €68 |
| Charging | ≈1,000 km total (incl. local hops) × ~0.17 kWh/km ≈ 170 kWh, mixed French/Swiss Supercharger rates | ≈ €72 |
| Lodging | 2 free nights at the free stay + 1 night at espaceVAL Couvet (CHF 15 ≈ €16) as the paid fallback near the trailhead | ≈ €16 |
| Groceries (self-cooked, bought in France before the border) | ~5 days × €10–12/day | ≈ €55 |
| Comfort meal splurge | Ferme Robert or Môtiers, local Jura dish + absinthe tasting | ≈ €30–35 |
| Misc | Parking, trail snacks, incidentals | ≈ €20 |
| Total | €300–330 | |